Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Poonam Pandey

Miss Poonam Pandey has achieved what she had set out for. For well over a year now she has been threatening to go nude. She received no positive response from any quarters and so she has gone ahead and imposed upon us her porn pictures.

To set the record straight, Poonam had offered to go nude for the benefit of our Indian Cricket team if they won the World Cup. They did. But my guess is, they (the Indian team) would have preferred to lose the game rather than suffering the torture of looking at Miss Pandey in her birthday suit. It was only when the management assured the team that they would not allow Miss Pandey to have her own way that the team made it to the top.

Here dear Poonam made a small error. If she is so fond of taking off her clothes, she should have made the same offer to an individual player, say to anyone who scores a century or the one who has a five wicket haul. She probably would have found some response then. In fact she was likely to have two opportunities- one stripping for a centurion and another for a five wicket taker. It is OK to strip before one person in private but for a team or a nation, it’s no go. It is not in our culture.

However, now she has posted her nudes (without invitation) after KKR won the IPL. According to her it is for the benefit of IPL-KKR-SRK. It is imperative to note here that nobody wanted to look at her, with or without clothes. But she would have none of it. Since it was her life time dream, she has imposed herself up on us.

To be fair to Poonam, she has put a warning on twitter-18 & under should not try looking at her nudes. She does not take responsibility for anyone under age.

Miss Pandey, you will do well to remember that people above eighteen have seen better bodies with much better faces on them. Next, you are sadly mistaken about people under eighteen. These days under eighteens know much more and have seen much more of it than you can offer. So no go there too. Yes, it is under tens who don’t have much access to satisfy their curiosity in such matters, will venture on your Twitter account to see what it all about. They, that is under tens will steal a look at your nudes in haste and repent in a lifetime of horror.

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